Jacksonisms.

Jacksonisms.

This kid is FOREVER cracking me up. I just felt that I needed to document these funny times-I sooo do not want to forget these insights into this 2 year old’s mind.

On going to get a snack in the kitchen {while walking behind me}:
“I coming! I coming! I get it Momma!”

On when I start to fall asleep on the couch or if he wakes up before me in the morning:
“Momma! WAKE UP! Go downstairs!”

On being carried down the stairs:
“Momma hold you? Be careful Momma!”

While sitting on the couch watching TV:
“Momma? You alwight? Ok. Good.”

On the Christmas tree made of lights on our way home {that is no longer there}:
“Christmas Treeeeeesssssss. Ohhh noooo mo Christmas trees”

On farting:
“oh! I toot horn!”

After hearing ANY Elvis song:
“Oooohhhhh Goood SONG! Yay Elvis!!”

When saying goodbye to his teachers at school:
“Bye Bye Girls! See you lata Girls! Luh youuu! {Blows kisses}”

On seeing ANY sort of truck:
“oooooooooo that’s a BIG F*CK!”

On finding my iPhone and then handing it to me:
“Here go Momma. Thank you Momma! Welcome Momma!”

 

 

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